growing up sucks

once upon a time, my little メロンパンs, あなたの先輩 used to love, love, love frosting on cake. 大好きだったよ! not the super-sweet frosting, but the good, expensive stuff, especially the decorative-flower frosting. おいしかった!

昔々､ モチ先輩 used to eat cake and ice cream with impunity, especially cake which had been soaked in ice cream "soup." it was a small joy to be found in this miserable life. cake soaked in ice cream soup is one of 人類に神様からの贈り物だよ｡

alas! あなたの先輩 has just discovered she can no longer eat frosting. it upsets モチ先輩の胃. nor can あなたの先輩 eat more than a few bites of cake soaked in melted ice cream. tumbly goes bleh-phooie at this culinary delight at amounts over, say, three grams. かな！

モチ先輩 is saddened by this discovery, my little メロンパンs. please, go enjoy some sweets on her behalf... while あなたの先輩は嘔吐く｡