先輩の必滅

the reason why 米人 eat egg and cheese sandwiches for 朝御飯 isn't simply that egg and cheese sandwiches are delicious and a source of protein, but that to eat an egg and cheese sandwich is to be reminded of one's own mortality と思う.

someone eats more than five of those puppies in a lifetime and they're gonna die, and die early. and they know it.

it is a deeply philosophical (possibly even theological) yet very tasty experience which goes well with coffee. what a way to start the day. so long as one doesn't indulge every day or else the experience wears down into the mundane と思う. once a week, maybe. every Monday can be Delicious Yet Deep Philosophy Through Egg and Cheese on a Lightly Toasted Hard Roll Day.

enjoy your cholestrol-ridden and high-fat 朝御飯, my little 米人のメロンパンs. life is short.